Dog is the bright star, so doggone lonesome.
Like a flying arrow speeding skyward past,
Take a low bow wow wow. Surprise! Lightning flash.
Best of friends forever are we.
Got a stick together now, don't we?
Zoom zoom zoom, out of the room,
Sprinting afield - go long, I dare ya!
Why so-O-serious, bud? Just follow the hunt.
Girdle up, pursue the belt, take part in the fun.
Bring a lonely friend, take him on a minor stroll,
For the ultimate game is on the long nightly board.
So excited, just can't hide it,
Propeller tail, whack eyes poppin',
Lick lick lick, 'till it starts to stick,
Panting hot breath - oh, those daring canines!
See watchdog snarl, see watchdog bark.
See watchdog run, go watchdog go!
Thrice hounded jaws (da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da), centurion hissing fit,
Transforming into a big LOL-about, at least just for a bit.
Guardian of the kingdom,
Protector of the doorbell,
Rough rough rough, gotta be tough,
Super sayin' K9! Who dares to disturb my slumber!
Chase the world, round, round, round.
Spin the tail, round, round, round.
Scoot a little, round, round, round.
Play a fiddle, round, round, round.
Give a dog a meaty bone, an actor standing all alone.
Reflective water trans-apparent, greed triggering in salivation.
Lunatic lunge forthwith, madly biting frantic,
What an awful tragedy, what a pitiful malady.
My~bone, my~bone, my~bone,
Talking about my~bone... My bone!
Crunch crunch crunch, better than lunch,
Let not one hand dare come between a hound and his bone!
Subjective fantasy, subjective reality.
Nature exists without, yet exists within.
Let us dance on the head of a pin.